Sometimes in my work life I encounter people who I just really want to
send a helpful and informative email. Some of these
potential emails are listed below.
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I do not need twice a day updates from you. I just don't. I seldom even look at them anymore because you send so so many.
Fix that,
Kyley
Dear Blank,
Throughout our correspondence over the past few days it has come to my attention that I find you intolerable. I’m sorry but you are on your own now.
Cheers,
Kyley
Contrary to popular belief I cannot read minds. I apologize for the massive inconvenience this places in your life but please take comfort in the fact that it pains me at well.
All the best,
Kyley
I know this might be hard for you to understand but I am not, in fact, your beck and call girl. Have you seen Pretty Woman? I’d need to be getting paid a lot more each week if you expect me to drop everything I’m doing whenever you need something done.
Xox,
Kyley
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