11 Things that are the Absolute Worst

1. Having a scratch on your eye. Like when it feels like you have something in your eye but you can’t seem to do anything to make it stop. Just awful.

2. Stubbing your toe. There is little more painful than this. I think part of the pain comes from the shock of the whole situation. Like when you fall or something you have a bit of time to anticipate the coming pain but stubbing your toe usually happens with no warning.

3. Biting into a delicious looking chocolate chip cookie and finding that the delicious chocolate chips are actually raisins. Don’t get me wrong, oatmeal raisin cookies are good too but not when you’re expecting chocolate.

4. Having food get into your windpipe. Not even to the point where it chokes you but just enough so you have to do that irritating spastic cough thing.

5. Trying to paint the nails on your dominant hand. A.K.A. painting nails with your non-dominant hand.

6. Waking up in the middle of the night because you have a charlie horse.

7. Eye twitching.

8. Reading a book really quickly and then learning that it’s the first in a trilogy that won’t be finished for at least three years.

9. Forgetting to take a book to a place where you will have to wait (doctor’s office, dentists, etc.)

10. Being so tired that when you take your contacts out you forget to put solution on them and wake up to shriveled little discs of unhelpfulness.

11. Honey Boo Boo.



*Bonus*

Octavia adds wet socks.  Excellent addition.