1. Why the German language capitalizes all of its nouns.
2. Why salt / baking soda / baking power come in such large amounts. I always end up throwing the bulk of it out because I feel like it is old.
3. Why bologna and lasagna don’t rhyme.
4. Where my phone goes when I put it in my purse and then can’t find it for 10 minutes.
5. How my keys end up in such bizarre places. (Under my armchair, in the fridge, etc.)
6. Chemistry.
7. Why nothing rhymes with orange; it’s just so sad.
8. How people like to eat liver. It’s an organ whose function is to filter poison, I mean seriously.
9. Why things that taste so good are almost always so bad for you.
10. Why it is so easy to procrastinate and so difficult to start studying.
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