Jumanji...

I’m having flashbacks to my childhood nightmares as I sit in the library attempting to study. For, as those of you I am a friend with on facebook may have already seen, my life is looking a little too much like Jumanji.

See the photo if you don’t believe me.

There is a plant inching its way down from the second floor and I fully expect it to spit an orange or purple dart at my friend Sarah any second now. This is most distressing! I don't know the proper cure for someone who gets shot in the neck with a poisonous plant dart! I never learned that in my science class! I am woefully unprepared to deal with this situation!

After this who knows what could happen? The floor could turn to quicksand, giant assorted bugs could wreak havoc, a deranged military man could come after me! The possibilities are endless! My soda is moving right now, I’m guessing stampede, not the fact that I’m bouncing my leg.